Games Division
SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL
BREAKING: STRAIT OF HORMUZ BLOCKADE ENTERS WEEK 3 OIL FUTURES ▲ 4.2% INSURANCE PREMIUMS FOR GULF TRANSIT ▲ 340% ADVISORY: ALL NON-ESSENTIAL MARITIME TRAFFIC SUSPENDED KNEIDELS GAMES DIVISION: "WE MAKE GAMES ABOUT THINGS YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T LAUGH AT" UNNAMED SOURCES CONFIRM ADDITIONAL TITLES IN DEVELOPMENT GLOBAL SHIPPING INDEX ▼ 12.8% FUN FACT: THE WORD "KNEIDEL" REFERS TO A TYPE OF DUMPLING. THIS IS NOT RELEVANT. BREAKING: STRAIT OF HORMUZ BLOCKADE ENTERS WEEK 3 OIL FUTURES ▲ 4.2% INSURANCE PREMIUMS FOR GULF TRANSIT ▲ 340% ADVISORY: ALL NON-ESSENTIAL MARITIME TRAFFIC SUSPENDED KNEIDELS GAMES DIVISION: "WE MAKE GAMES ABOUT THINGS YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T LAUGH AT" UNNAMED SOURCES CONFIRM ADDITIONAL TITLES IN DEVELOPMENT GLOBAL SHIPPING INDEX ▼ 12.8% FUN FACT: THE WORD "KNEIDEL" REFERS TO A TYPE OF DUMPLING. THIS IS NOT RELEVANT.
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We make games about serious current events.

Short, replayable browser games ripped from today's headlines. No app store. No login. No mercy. Open a link, play for five minutes, screenshot your score, argue with strangers online about it.


Active Operations
Hormuz Run
● Live

Pilot a supertanker through the Strait of Hormuz during the 2026 blockade. Pick your flag. Dodge mines. Decide whether to pay the toll. Try not to get sunk. Fail. Try again.

Platform Browser
Session 3–5 min
Difficulty Flag-dependent
Tone Deadpan satirical
Project Dumpling
● Pending

Details withheld pending operational clearance. Check back when the news cycle gives us something good.